Monthly Archives: February 2010

Absalom, Absalom, Aslam Alakum…A Rabid Wombat….& Ending Sentences in Prepositions (about)

 

 

 

Best Experienced With:    Pearl Jam:        Yellow Ledbetter

(please right click the link below to open the suggested background music for this evening’s treatise in a new window…WAIT FOR IT…along)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y3kneqrs

 

Outside of the long paragraphs with seemingly endless punctuation that power the hamster wheel daily, have not thought about William Faulkner in a while.  Over the past week, The Random smashed Faulkner into me three times.  First when his town in Mississippi voted to allow beer sales for the first time in fifty years.  Second time was when a friend compared Rick Bragg’s style to Faulkner this afternoon.  Third time was this evening when the NY Times had an article on the origin of Faulkner’s character names.  They were from a list of real slave names he found in his barn.  And Faulkner assigned the slave names to white characters.  Brilliant!

Clearly the ghost of Faulkner is in The Attic this evening.  To honor Mr. Faulkner, we will post some of his prose on the bulletin board and we will ruin the Faulkner quotations by ending each in a random preposition.  All hail Faulkner.

 

“Caddy held me and I could hear us all, and the darkness, and something I could smell. And then I could see the windows, where the trees were buzzing. Then the dark began to go in smooth, bright shapes, like it always does, even when Caddy says that I have been asleep….WAIT FOR IT…………for.”

 

“And maybe when He says Rise the eyes will come floating up too, out of the deep quiet and the sleep, to look on glory. And after a while the flat irons would come floating up. I hid them under the end of the bridge and went back and leaned on the rail…….WAIT FOR IT……..…to”

 

 

“They lead beautiful lives, women. Lives not only divorced from, but irrevocably excommunicated from, all reality………WAIT FOR IT………at.”

 

 

“I could not be a virgin, with so many of them walking along in the shadows and whispering with their soft girl voices lingering in the shadowy places and the words coming out and perfume and eyes you could feel not see, but if it was that simple to do it wouldn’t be anything and if it wasn’t anything, what was I……..WAIT FOR IT……oh, hell…we can’t wait for it on this one because it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever……………….”

Faulkner prose should always go on forever and ever and ever and ever.  As the frog quickly learned from the scorpion, you cannot change the nature of things.  Nor should we try.  All hail Faulkner.

We appear to have some prepositions left over from our Faulkner fun.  How about if we stack them in a nice pile right here for the next time we choose to end our sentences in prepositions? 

 

In

Via

Past

Under

Toward

Outside

Opposite

Regarding

Underneath

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Once I saw her

Mumblemumblemumble

Mumblemumblemumble

I want to leave it again……..yeah

 

 

This is the Rick Bragg book referenced above.  It is the finest non-fiction book I have read in twenty years.  It will make you laugh, cry, and think.  Thus, it is the perfect book.  I double dog dare you to not cry when you read pages 74 and 75 and get to the part where she says “he raises his arms to show her how brave he is”.  Double dog dare.   All hail Bragg.

 

 

Make me cry, Stone………….

 

 

 

 

 

Night

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Nothing Satisfies Like Stick Men, Occam’s Razor & Sum Maff

 

Best Experienced With:          Chicago

(Please right click on the link below to open up the suggested background music to this evening’s treatise in a new browser.  Ever hear of Occam’s razor?    Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitate.   Mmmmmm and chocolate mousse for dessert?  I’ll take two, please)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soLIZ4W0rZw&feature=related

Been a while since we sharpened our noggins with some Maff.  Please pull out your number 2 pencils with the dinosaur erasers and begin the three Maff problems below.  Since everyone loves them some choices, we will offer some choices in two of the sections.  The answers are at the bottom of the page.  When you finish please turn over your paper and sit quietly (and smugly) while you wait for the rest of the class to finish.  Didn’t you hate that kid?  He/she would always turn over their paper loudly and look around, as if anyone else had finished.  No, you may not have a hall pass.  Shall we begin?

 

Part A

 

Before a collision, a 25-kg object is moving at +12m/s. Find the impulse that acted on the object if, after the collision, it moves at:
a. 8.0m/s
b.-8.0m/s
 Relevant equations
(c)=changes in:
To find impulse, we would use the F=ma, so F=m*(c)v/(c)t
So, F(c)t = m(c)v
Therefore, F(c)t=p2-p1 (impulse-momentum theorem).

OR…………………………please solve the following:

105 is what term in the sequence 9, 13, 17……. (using solve for n:  an + b = x, where x is the given number.

 

 

 

Part B

What number should replace the question mark?

Part C

¼ is the reciprocal of _______    

 OR…………………. please solve the following:

_____ factorial is written as __! and can also be expressed as 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 24

 

 

Part A

25

Part B

6

Part C

4

 

Scientific parsimony at its finest with a hell of a Chicago tune.  A wonderful lesson to practice daily for all those charged with driving top line revenue, cutting costs and serving the magical dual headed beast that is your customers and your sales teams.  Thank you William of Occam!

Thank you all for visiting this evening.  Anyone up for a snowball fight, please meet on the reflecting pool in front of the Washington Monument at midnight.  Bring stuff for s’mores and as many Foster’s Lager oil cans as you can stuff into your parka

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mind of Mully

Should I try to do some more?

25 or

6 to

4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extra Credit:  The product of two consecutive negative even integers is 24. Find the numbers.

 

Extra Credit Answer:      -6 and -4

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Albino Burmese Pythons, Vampire Novels, & Mind of Mully (business) Moron of the Month

 

 

Best Experienced With:          Whitesnake;        Still of the Night

(please right click the link below to open the suggested music for this evening’s treatise)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOl81lVFfM

How many of you right clicked on that link up there and immediately began playing air guitar?   Please keep your hands up until I finish counting.   76,78, 79.  79 out of 87 and the rest of you are liars.   Saw Coverdale and the boys in 2004 and he looked the same.  He looked eighty-four or so at the 2004 concert and he always looked like he was in his mid eighties.         Where were we?

Wending my way through two  hundred and fourteen sections of vampire novels (cooking with vampires, self help for vampires, vampire history, ad nauseum) at Barnes and Noble in Layton, Utah this evening to find the single non-Vampire novel section, started getting excited about the first Mind of Mully book club this coming weekend.  In the event you are new to The Attic, the instructions and qualifications for the Mind of Mully Book Club are on the following shelf:

https://mindofmullybizhausshoppe.wordpress.com/2010/01/10/blinded-by-passion-you-foolishly-let-someone-in-one-two-three-four/

 

Used a combination offense to get an entire row to myself on the San Diego to Portland flight the other morning.  Pulled out the pink headphones and bought a New York Post for the ride.  Quite clearly, because everything you see in print must be the truth, Governor David Paterson did not have sex with that woman.   Very few things get you an entire row to yourself faster than the pink head phones and a prominently displayed New York Post.

 

Oh, and if you jog through Central Park, please remember to bring at least one large caliber pistol along on your runs, along with a speed loader.  Those coyotes are wily.  Sorry.

 

And this one?  This one is just fantastic!  How can you not just adore the crack writing staff at the New York Post?

 

Found the Mind of Mully (business) Moron of the Month on the same flight.  That is his back and partial profile in the photo immediately above.

Imagine if you had some folks over to measure your windows for new window dressings.  Imagine that if right after you met, they went out in your back yard and started discussing how the window dressing meeting went and what the strategy would be for matching up your needs and stated budget with their offering and their prices.  Now imagine the window dressing people discussing your deal were talking really loudly and the other companies you were considering for window dressings  were playing on your swingset in the backyard.

The Moron of the Month sat on an airplane for ten minutes loudly discussing with his boss the deal structure he was going to present to Emory University for an oncology machine.  The Moron of the Month discussed it in great detail and I took copious notes.  Take a look.

 

Yes, we all recognize that you are a big important bsuiness man.  Yes, we are all probably quite impressed at how you are handling the negotiation.  All of us on this Boeing 737 are even more impressed by how you are tactfully telling your boss that it is all about price and that times are tough and that a deal at 19% margin versus 29% is better than no deal at all.  You self absorbed, self important, poorly negotiating, whining twit.

If you have worked with me, you know that I will never, ever, ever, ever discuss business while in an airport, on an airplane, in a restaurant, ad infinitum.  If you clear all the strangers from all those public places, will gladly yammer on and on about business.  The Moron of the Month has never worked for me because I have never worked for GE Healthcare.  Two years ago, I had two buy side deal attorneys sit in front of me all the way from Boston to San Diego.  They not only discussed the term sheet the entire flight, they had their computers open with the NPV calcs there for the world to see.  Lots of people miss the day they teach common sense in B School.

I had a CEO once who left a meeting at a faith based, non drinking hospital group and dragged us all to a restaurant right next door to the building where we just had a two hour final meeting.  Did he get us a private booth in the back where we could download and discuss the strategy?  Did we get ice tea in case someone we just met with came over for a late lunch?  Nope.  The whole group of us sat at the bar and drank alcohol.  Brilliant! 

Global perception………………………few are called and even fewer are chosen, it seems.

Think.     Action      Reaction     Think      Response      (rinse, repeat)

 

 

 

The Mind of Mully

 

 

 

Look how awesome that view is.

 

Closer.  Look closer.

 

 Smoosh your face up against the window….we have the e ntire row thanks to the pink headphones and the New York Post

 

There you go.    Night.

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(an) Ocelot, (a) Punchline, (a) Quark, & (a few) Red Hot Chili Peppers (poems)

Best Experienced With:           Neil Diamond;      I Am I Said

(Please right click the link below to open up the suggested background music to this evening’s get together)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwircEDCss8&feature=related

 

 

“No”, said Peter Penguin to Mr. Walrus, “I just got some ice cream while walking around downtown and it was messy”.

 
“Kick start the golden generator
Sweet talk but don’t intimidate her
Can’t stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get two maybe even three of these
Come from outer space
To teach you of the Pleiades
Can’t stop the spirits when they need you
This life is more than just a read through”

Skin that flick
She’s such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street (but not the freeway)
Turn that trick
to make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play

Dog Town……Blood Bath….Rib Cage……Soft Tail

 

Can you feel the voltage?

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Raging Against The Man, Haiti Part Trois, & TWWLEV as a Tough Corsican

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Experienced With:          Foo Fighters;                 Monkey Wrench

(Please right click on the link below to cue up the suggested background love song for this evening’s treatise.  The third in a series of three treatises on Haiti and how you can help Haiti over the next twenty years.  Long after CNN is gone, we should all kick in and help out.  Because many non-Haitians will forget and many Haitians need help)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKp5v588-Vs

This is the story of the only time I killed a man or, at the very least, the only time I saw the body.  This is part three of a three part series on what you can do to help Haiti.  To keep the musical motif the same, the Foo Fighters background music is the third of three love songs. Mostly, because love makes the world go round.  Please adjust your volume knobs to eleven.

Shall we begin?

First time I went to Hispanolia was in 1999 with The Woman Who Loved Eddie Vedder (https://mindofmullybizhausshoppe.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/i-wish-i-was-a-neutron-bomb-for-once-i-could-go-off/).  TWWLEV had a time share in the Dominican Republic and I had seven trillion air miles to blow.  We flew in business class from San Diego to Santo Domingo and finished off six of the seven drink carts on the way.  We landed at 10:00 p.m., grabbed a bottle of rum, jumped into a cab, and headed to the resort.

Fifty minutes into the cab ride, we saw a single headlight coming towards us in our lane.  During tenth grade Driver’s Education class in The Land of Cleve, they taught us to always, always, always swerve to the right if a driver is approaching in your lane.  Our cab driver clearly did not have that same instructor in Cleveland or he was out sick the day they taught that defensive driving maneuver on Hispaniola.  Our driver swerved to the left as the motorcyclist swerved to his right and we ended up in the same lane.

We were going sixty or so and, based on the sonic boom and the cracked engine block, the motorcyclist was doing roughly the same speed.  He bounced off of our windshield and flew a hundred yards or so.  Into a tree.

While the cab driver called someone on his cell phone and TWWLEV wisely stayed in the cab, I went back to check on the motorcyclist.  No carotid pulse and most of his head was gone.  The village folks circled me and started yelling.  Five minutes after the crash, a white van pulled up.  Three men grabbed our luggage, herded us into the van, and we drove the rest of the way to the resort in silence.  I could hear the Krebs cycle actually happening in TWWLEV’s cells during the white van ride.  That’s pretty dang quiet.  Our new Dominican friends left the body and the cab in the road.  They did not say a word to the screaming crowd.

Next morning:  knock, knock, knock” on the door.  Impeccably dressed gentleman in a sharp linen suit and floral tie.

“Mr. Petretti, we are very sorry about the traffic accident you had on the way here and hope it does not reflect badly on the resort.  We want you and your wife to know that the man is now in the hospital resting comfortably and he is going to make a complete recovery.”  No, we were not married.  Yes, that is TWWLEV’s last name.  It was her time share.

They either have a very interesting full skull transplant program at the University Hospital in Santo Domingo or Lazarus and Jesus were out causing mayhem with their shenanigans that evening in the Dominican Republic.  Regardless, that motorcyclist was resting comfortably in his bed that evening and that’s a wonderful, miraculous thing.

The 1999 vacation motorcycle story is 100% true. Please consider that this is how human life is sometimes valued on the right side of Hispaniola….the rich side of the island.  The second wave that DOCTOR Sanjay has been going on and on about is not going to be cholera.  Absent an intentional, well thought out effort and a fifty year event horizon with measurable plans that match Kofi Annan’s Millennium Development Goals, the second wave is more corruption and silliness.  You can find the Millennium Development Goals here:

http://www.undp.org/mdg/basics.shtml

Please note that #2 thorough #5 of the Millennium Development Goals are related to women.  The Man, especially the weakest of The Men, loves to keep women down.   That is why The Man drives Hummers and Corvettes.  Those of us that rage against the machine and The Man truly appreciate how society’s success depends upon the “held mirror” symbol part of society.

Who owns this behavior?  Whose rear view mirror has the blood spatter?  Remember those 1980’s anti-drug commercials that worked on very few of you?  “I learned it from watching you, dad”!  Haiti and The DR learned that behavior from The Man

The Man has been messing with Haiti for hundreds of years.  Be it the face of the Spaniards, the face of the Reagan administration, the face of the Carter administration or the face of the do-gooder “missionaries” that show up daily in Haiti to steal jobs from locals with their own paint brushes and hammers.  Just like the Baptist missionaries that got caught stealing some kids to brainwash in Haiti last week, they all have the face of The ManThe Man only screws things up more and The Man does good deeds so he can tell his friends about his good deeds.  Project Haiti is as far from The Man as my beloved Browns are far from the next Super Bowl.  Light years far away.

If you choose to rage against the machine and tell The Man to pound sand, please join me in rebellious activities such as the one shown below.  The picture below, taken at Cambridge Hospital in Massachusetts illustrates just how far I am willing to go to rage against the machine and The Man.  Feel free to continue the $10 contributions to The Man……or….join us in the grass roots campaign and get your hands a little dirty!

 

You can choose to help with the gathering of trauma related gear and such discussed Friday evening.  You can choose to help us create a surgical destination location centered around The Charity Hospital in Pignon, Haiti.  You can choose the help by sending your money to Project Haiti, Inc instead of The Man.  You make the call, just please make the commitment to yourself that you are in for the long run.  It took The Man 400 years to make a mess of Haiti………..…it’s going to take us at least 100 years to get it back on track.  Long event horizon, indeed.  Game on, Saint Jude.  Game on.

In advance, thanks for your help and your commitment to helping the first black republic in the western hemisphere and the poorest country in the western hemisphere.  Fixing what The Man has turned askew.   Could be a fun little adventure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head I still remember every

single word you said and all the sh^t that somehow came along with it still there’s one thing that

comforts me since I was always caged and now I’m free…..

screamscreamscreamscreamscream

 

 

 

Temper……………………..temper.  

 

 

Find Project Haiti, Inc here:         http://projecthaiti.info/Project_Haiti/Welcome.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This MLOG is dedicated to TWWLEV because all of us up here on the unmatched carpet squares in The Attic  know that you will kick the crap out of cancer.  You are Corsican and cancer is far, far weaker than anyone with Corsican blood.  Keep that stubborn, French jaw up and squared away.  Thanks for the Dominican Republic trip……….never killed anyone with someone I loved before.  Bet Eddie Vedder can’t say that.  Hugs.

 

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Bobby Frost Poetry, Scopes of Work (not monkey trials) & A Haiti Plan!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Experienced With:           Faces;                   Ohh La La

 

(Please right click on the link below to cue up the suggested background music for this evening’s part two of a three part series on Haiti and what you can do to help, outside of texting $10 to the Red Cross so they can spend $8 of that $10 on administrative fees and such.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  It’s your money….am simply providing alternate options for your $10.  Jeff Back and Rod Stewart back in “the day”.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4

 

 

 

The Attic is now an “Anderson Cooper Free” zone.  To purge his spirit, we shall begin with a little something from Bobby Frost, one of our poet laureates up here.  This is for you Mind of Mullyites over there on the right coast.  Brrrrrrrrrr……

 

 

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

 

Take it from a native of The Land of Cleve:  it will melt.  Pinky promise. 

 Shall we begin?

My ex wife had grand plans for Chez Mulligan.  Most of them involved sums of money available only to African dictators using slave labor to mine diamonds for the Dutch.  Or those with unfettered access to NASA’s annual budget checkbook, brought mathematically to the power of Germany’s GDP.  After “we” remodeled the bathroom in the master bedroom, I became a big fan of the scope of work.

If, when “we” remodeled the bathroom, we had an agreed upon scope of work, would probably still have a big two person tub in there instead of a 700 square foot walk in shower…………for one.  Would probably have a nice glass door on there and would probably have not spent exactly six times the budget allocated.  Perhaps if we had a scope of work and I did not leave The LJ for a week when the crew was here with jackhammers and visions of dollar signs in their eyes as I walked out the door with my suitcase. 

Ooh, la la.  Always have a written scope of work in work and in life.  Always.  Ohh la la.

Lots and lots of hand wringing and folks screaming at the top of their Fox News, MTV, and CNN lungs “WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP HAITI HELP THEMSELVES”.   Agreed!  The next six months people need food, clothing, and medical care.  Take care of that part of the Maslow pyramid.  No reason we cannot collectively start thinking about Q4, 2010 and how we are going help long term.  Maybe a good plan will stop MTV from broadcasting another evening of mumbling morons that could not point to Haiti on a world map.  That was embarrassing.  If you are MTV.  The cats here in the office averted their eyes often during the MTV broadcast and coughed in an uncomfortable fashion throughout MTV’s Haiti show. 

How about if we find a group of intelligent industry professionals and folks with tons of extra cash burning a hole in their pocket that are willing to spend the next ten years executing the outline below?  How about if you read it and send an email with the names and email addresses of those you feel are uniquely qualified to help.  Hearts as big as Alaska and bank accounts large enough to remodel any room in Chez Mulligan with my ex wife.  Those are the kind of folks that we need for this ten year adventure.

After the remodeling of the bathroom incident, I choose to do nothing without a scope of work.  Here is a 10,000 foot view and scope of work for creating a surgical destination location in Haiti. 

 

Executive Summary:  Pignon, Haiti as a Surgical Destination Location

 

Goal  

Generate an additional $30,000 per month in top line revenue, minimum.  This equates to an additional 40 cases per month at $750.00 per case.   Grow this over five years to an additional, incremental 800 cases per year by 2013.  This will allow the hospital to meet their monthly payroll and begin saving money by 2011.  When we meet our 2013 goals, the hospital will be able to begin reinvesting excess capital into expansion projects.  End goal is cash flow positive without any external inputs.

Definition of Success

 

Outside of the obvious top and bottom line revenue growth, definition of success is that every single patient and every member of their families returns to either their home in Haiti or their home in another country and say the following to their family and friends:

          “We just had the most fantastic experience when ________ had his/her surgery in Pignon, Haiti!  The trip was perfect and completely planned for us and we did not have to worry about a thing.  Everyone we met was professional and fantastic, the medical and surgical care was top notch, and we would do it again, if the need arose. “

 

This is especially critical in the first two years.   We will not have the opportunity to stumble.  We need net promoters from day one.  We will measure satisfaction daily and adjust accordingly.  Should we have personnel issues, we most likely will not have time to performance manage and we need to be very clear about this from day one with everyone involved in the project.

A growing industry of any kind helps to educate, gets women into the work force and creates a source of pride.  By establishing Haiti as a surgical destination location from 2010 to 2020, we accomplish these three and many other activities that will lead to self sustaining economic growth over the next one hundred years.

Plan

Pignon has the finest surgical suite in all of the Caribbean and it is underutilized.   We have everything in place to be a destination location for not only Haitian patients, but from patients from the United States, the Caribbean, and Mexico.

Haitian surgeons can choose to work wherever they wish.  The Charity Hospital in Pignon has done an outstanding job of creating an excellent surgical environment with modern technology, engaged teams, and on-going training.  The surgical suites there are world class and air conditioned.

Goal over the next twenty four months is to put what has already been accomplished on HGH and steroids simultaneously.  We are successful when:

  1. Within one year (April 2, 2010) most surgeons and the correct, paying patient population in Haiti knows about our hospital and the advanced surgical work that can be done here.  Measurement is an additional case load of at least 20 per month (240 incremental cases between 4/15/09 and 4/01/10)

 

  1. Within two years (April 2, 2011), we are known throughout the Caribbean as a destination hospital for advanced laparoscopic and CT/CV.  We have had a minimum of 30 patients fly in from outside of Haiti for an advanced surgical case from outside of Haiti between 4/15/09 and 4/01/11

 

  1. Within three years (April 2, 2012) we are well known in the Haitian communities in Miami, New York, Boston, and Montreal.  Incremental cases from the United States between 4/15/09 and 4/01/12 is 890, ramping up like this:

 

  1. 2009:       10
  2. 2010:       30
  3. 2011:       250
  4. 2012:       600

 

  1. By 2013, we are known in Mexico City as a destination hospital for the wealthy with an experience wrapped around the visit.  We are successful on this goal when we have 15 VIP patients from Mexico in 2012 and an additional 45 VIP patients from Mexico in 2013. 

 

We will accomplish the goals above by continuing to modernize the hospital and add new advanced lines.  Moreover, we will continue to make it an experience for patients so that they tell their friends about their amazing experience in Pignon.  As more and more of these patients tell their friends, patients will begin asking their surgeons if they “have operating privileges in Pignon”.

We can leverage patients better than surgeons, long term because there are fewer visionary surgeons than there are patients that want great surgical outcomes and special treatment.  This will be especially true for the key demographic we are after:  Haitian expats.  When Haitian expats start going back to Miami and telling friends and families how fantastic their care and experience was in Pignon, our expat caseload will grow exponentially.  This is our sweet spot over a ten year event horizon.

Project Haiti has done an exemplary job perfecting an SOP for teams coming in to teach and for the Haitian residents and surgeons that come in for courses.   We need to duplicate this for patients and their family.  We need to make it effortless and smooth for patients to get to Pignon, stay in Pignon, and return home. 

Step one is to look at their entire experience from a patient and their family’s point of view.  How long does it take to get to Pignon?  What are the barriers to getting to Pignon directly?  How can we eliminate these?   Who meets us at the airport?  Does anyone try to sell me a time share?  Do I feel safe the minute I land?  Can I walk anywhere I want safely and without molestation?   Where does my family stay?   Can someone arrange everything from start to finish for me?   Can I get a fixed price on everything?  Is there a VIP area or is everyone treated the same?  Can I pay extra and get better treatment?

For example, if someone were to ask me to compare and contrast Los Cabos, Mexico and La Paz, Mexico my choice would be La Paz.  Reason for this is as soon as I arrive in Los Cabos I am approached virtually every minute by people wanting to sell me things on the beach and time shares.  We do not want that type of atmosphere in Pignon.

The additional upside of building up the infrastructure and culture needed to create an experience for patients is we will create industry in Pignon and throughout the central plateau.  We get people coming here for surgery and everything else falls into place.  Charity Hospital in Pignon can become the Rochester, MN and Cleveland, OH for those that cannot afford the Mayo or the CCF.

 

Examples of Successful Surgical Destination

(see full sales and marketing plan)

Shared Features and Benefits

(see full sales and marketing plan)

Differentiating Features and Benefits

 

(see full sales and marketing plan)

Training

 

Just as you have trained the surgeons and hospital folks over the past years on surgical procedures, we need to train folks in town to make the patient and family experience a special one.  Think Disney, American Girl, or Starbucks.  We need to create a replicable, sustainable culture that is talked about when patients and their families fly back to Miami, Mexico City, etc after their surgery.  Proper training is a critical success factor.

          Gevy has hands on experience and does a great job here.  He would be an ideal choice for a formalized concierge training program.  We can put together a formal, quarterly training week, run by Gevy, where kids that want to be “guides” for patients in the future learn the skills.  

We will have a formal application process, a full syllabus, required reading and a graduation at the end, provided the student meets all the requirements.  Only those individuals that commit themselves to the course and graduate from the course will be able to make their living as guides.  This will help to create the experience we need to grow Pignon into a destination for surgery.

From a patient perspective, we need to have a better pre-op experience.  Have not seen post op and cannot opine on that experience.  

We can also have a formal vetting process for the remainder of our value chain:   charter airplanes and pilots, hotels, car drivers, hotels, etc.  Reward is twofold.  First, we know that our patients and their families will get treated the same way, every single time.   Second, we will create competition among the industries to get the “Charity Hospital of Pignon” gold seal of approval.   Competition makes everyone better and a rising tide lifts all boats.

Conclusion

 

Many cities in relatively “under developed” countries have refashioned themselves into surgical destination locations over the past thirty years.  With the right team, a good plan, and a long enough event horizon we can make Pignon and the Haitian central plateau a surgical destination that drives the economy.  Most important, within ten years this can be a Haitian self sustaining economy driver, needing little or no input from anyone outside of Haiti. 

 

The Mind of Mully

 

I wish that Iknew all I know now

When I was younger

I wish that I knew all I know now

When I was stronger

 

 

 

Contact information is at tab above cleverly titled “Contact Info”.   Hey Natalie I, I have three guitars here and we can play this Faces song together after our Valentine’s Day date.  Will you please play the Jeff Beck part?  I still suck pretty bad at guitar playing.

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